Tuesday, January 6, 2009

My Dream Woman...

A good friend and i have decided to make a list of the things we want in a significant other.


These Qualities are what i need and want in my woman.



Open Minded

Uses the word poop openly and often

creative

has their ears sticking out from beneath their hair

sweet

cooks healthy food, but loves a cheeseburger at the same time

likes to spoon

likes japanese horror

computer savvy

has a sweet voice

doesn't mind getting completely  shit faced

has their own unique style

wears boy shorts / cheekys

can take and give a hard massage

sarcastic

a little crazy

confident

likes to sleep

photogenic

has never taken it in the pooper before but wouldn't mind giving it a try.




If you know this woman then please inform her of my being.







2 comments:

ian alexander said...

"has never taken it in the pooper before but wouldn't mind giving it a try."

that sounds like a catch to me. this would fit comfortably under the "open minded" category.

Good luck, hope you find her.

BOGART said...

thank you sir!

its hard to find an ass virgin these days